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„Aussichtslos“ – darum teilt Gottschalk gegen die ARD aus

Georg Altrogge
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Thomas Gottschalks beste Sprüche

Thomas Gottschalks beste Sprüche

Thomas Gottschalk ist einer der bekanntesten deutschen Fernsehmoderatoren, der das Publikum mit Witz, Charme und Selbstironie immer wieder begeistern kann. Sehen Sie im Video einige seiner lustigsten Sprüche!

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Baden-Baden.  TV-Moderator Thomas Gottschalk über Fehler der öffentlich-rechtlichen Sender und seinen unerwarteten Erfolg auf der App „Clubhouse“.

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