„Ich muss im Garten Klöße gießen“: Pierre Deason-Tomory Satiren aus Weimar und der Welt

Michael Helbing
| Lesedauer: 4 Minuten
Autor Pierre Deason-Tomory im Sächsischen Hof Weimar, einem seiner Stammlokale in der Stadt.

Autor Pierre Deason-Tomory im Sächsischen Hof Weimar, einem seiner Stammlokale in der Stadt.

Foto: Candy Welz

Weimar.  Der Zeitungsleser als Buchautor: In seinem neuesten Band versammelt Pierre Deason-Tomory Beobachtungen von Vorfällen, die sich in Weimar oder woanders ereignet haben.

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